While flight attendants may get to see the world, traveling across the country and to glamorous, international locations like Paris, London, and Tokyo, they've also encountered several less-than-stunning views along the way. Puking passengers. Lavatory disasters. Bad attempts at earning membership to the ever-exclusive mile-high club. 

Flight attendants have seen it all, and are now spilling it all for our reading entertainment. From a terrorist's diary to a butchered chicken, here are 23 flight attendant horror stories that prove the friendly skies are anything but.